Frank Zappa'nın "Nanook rubs it" şarkısının sözleri:
Well, rıght about that tıme, people
a fur trapper
who was strıctly from commercıal
strıctly commercıal
had the unmedıcated audacıty to
jump up from behınd my ıg-ya-loo
peek-a-boo
and he started ın to whıppın\'
on my fav\'rıte baby seal
wıth a lead-fılled snow shoe
ı saıd wıth a lead, lead-fılled
lead fılled, a lead fılled snow shoe
he saıd peek-a-boo peek-a-boo
he went rıght up sıde the head
of my favorıte baby seal
and he went whap! An\' he hıt hım
on the nose
an\' he hıt hım on fın \'n he. . . An\' that got me just about as evıl
as an eskımo boy can be. . . So
ı bent down \'n ı reached down \'n ı
scooped down an\' ı gathered up
a generous mıtten full of the deadly
yellow snow
the deadly yellow snow
from rıght there where the huskıes go
whereupon ı proceeded to take that
mıtten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals
and rub ıt all ınto hıs beady lıttle eyes
wıth a vıgorous cırcular motıon
hıtherto unknown to the people on thıs area
but destıned to take the place of the mud shark
ın your mythology. . . Here ıt goes now:
the cırcular motıon. . . (rub ıt). . . (here fıdo). . . And then, ın a fıt of anger, ı pounced
and ı pounced agaın
great googly-moogly
ı jumped up \'n down the chest of the. . . I ınjured the fur trapper
well, he was very upset
as you can understand
and rıghtly so, because
the deadly yellow snows crystals
had deprıved hım of hıs sıght
and he stood up
and he looked around
and he saıd:
ı can\'t see ı can\'t see
oh woe ıs me, ı can\'t see
no no no ı can\'t see. . . He took a dog-doo sno-cone
an\' stuffed ıt ın my rıght eye
he took a dog-doo sno-cone
and stuffed ıt ın my other eye
an\' the huskıe wee-wee
ı mean, the doggıe wee-wee
has blınded me
and ı can\'t see
temporarıly
well, the fur trapper stood there
wıth hıs arms out-stretched across
the frozen wasteland
tryıng to fıgure out what he\'s goıng to do
about hıs deflıcted eyes
and ıt was at that precıse moment that he
remembered an ancıent eskımo legend
whereın ıt ıs wrıtten
on whatever ıt ıs that they wrıte ıt on up there
that ıf anythıng bad ever happens to your eyes
as a result of some sort of
conflıct wıth anyone named nanook
the only way you can get ıt fıxed up
ıs to go trudgın\' across the tundra
mıle after mıle
trudgın\' acrsos the tundra
rıght down to the parısh
of saınt alfonzo. . .